If you have somehow ended up at this website while surfing the vast electronic jungle we know as the Internet, one of two things may have happened:

1. You clicked a link somewhere by accident and this website magically appeared on your computer.
2. You deliberately clicked on a link that brought you here.

If #1 applies to you, just quietly click the "back" button on your browser to return you to where you came from, then promptly forget all you saw and read on this page. If #2 applies to you, then feel free to visit any of the links below and learn oodles of information about me, my interests, and... well... I guess that's it!